hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love


fixedeath:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

What the fuck is the joke.


canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

oakynymph:

do we panic now

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart)

jaegermighty:

STOP
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"The world is most beautiful at 4 AM because people are asleep and nature is wide awake."
this is beautiful (via caffheine)

(Source: hazelhirao)


dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore


effervescentvibes:

Writing love letters instead of texts is honestly one of the most romantic things anyone can do for their lover

mypancakesaredelicious:

Mid-air lightning boltJesus fucking shit fuck tits1st to 12th place, fuck